I spontaneously went to the grocery store at 10:00 last night, and came away with the following:

Cranberry-Mango Juice
White Cranberry-Apple Juice
Spicy Chicken Pizza
Pickled Okra
Sliced Jalepenos
Pickled Peppers in Vinegar
Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie/Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough 2 Twisted Ice Cream
Extra-strength Midol

And I was utterly convinced at the time that this constituted successful grocery shopping. I am less sure of this assertion today.

UPDATE: ice cream clarification per reader request.