So I didn't accept any invitations for Orkut because I didn't need yet another way to procrastinate on writing the thesis. The only problem is that I want to use Urkel and Orkut as an example of Genette's notion of hypertextuality, and I need a screencap of an Orkut homepage. I still can't bring myself to sign up, because I know me and I know what will happen.

So I'm hoping that one of you fabulous readers will step in here. You are all so smart, and so nice, and so good-looking! Would one of you be so kind as to send me a screencap of your Orkut homepage as a .jpg file? Please? I will love you forever and will also proclaim your benevolence in the acknowledgments page of this thing once it gets done. I promise.