Build-Your-Own-Hero:
Mistress Areté-Minerva

Mistress Areté-Minerva explicates ethical issues and dissects copyright law with surgical precision! She laughs in the face of grant proposals! Her most marked superpower is the absence of any need for sleep and she writes for days fueled only by ramen, broccoli, and diet coke!
And she always appears in tasteful old-school black and white, just like her text.
(HeroMachine via the ever-ferocious Ms. Lauren.)
