Oompa Loompa
Her: I need a Deep Roy! I need an Oompa Loompa to do research!
Him: Hell, we need a whole herd of research Oompa Loompas.
Her: Wouldn’t it be fabulous? We’d get so much done.
(pause)
Her: Wait a minute. Graduate students are Oompa Loompas.
Him: We’re Oompa Loompas.

Comments
hee.
Posted by: michelle | August 8, 2005 7:25 PM
Ha! This post reminds me of your wish for a toga boy to do your housework. I'm picturing your apartment, containing you, Mister Husband, a toga boy, and a herd of Oompa Loompas.
Posted by: Clancy | August 9, 2005 9:05 AM
Are you sure Oompa Loompas travel in herds? Maybe it's a flock. Or a murder.
You, him, a toga boy, and a murder of oompas....
Hrm.
Posted by: scott | August 9, 2005 9:50 AM
You people amuse me to no end. Apparently I’m all about the colonization, eh?
Posted by: Krista | August 9, 2005 10:41 AM
are you sure thats true? you know,they could travel in heards or they couldn't travel at all.
Posted by: savanna | March 18, 2007 11:37 AM