how to become a damn yankee #12
Become firmly convinced that you are parked in a parking garage rather than a parking deck. Also, start offering guests soda instead of coke.
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Become firmly convinced that you are parked in a parking garage rather than a parking deck. Also, start offering guests soda instead of coke.
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Well, it IS possible that your car really is now in a parking garage (enclosed space) rather than on a parking deck (open space), given the difference in ambient temperatures during the winter between the North and the South.
Posted by: Cheryl | November 10, 2005 4:23 PM
O well we have failed.
Posted by: j | November 10, 2005 9:31 PM
I quickly learned that when I asked for pop, I would only get peculiar looks.
Posted by: senioritis | November 11, 2005 7:49 AM
Actually, it’s very much like the deck at UALR, as in not enclosed. I&38217;m just ruint.
Posted by: Krista | November 11, 2005 10:34 AM
Reckon we should give y'all another chance and not disown you jist yet?
Posted by: Cheryl | November 12, 2005 8:28 AM
"Also, start offering guests soda instead of coke."
No, you have to say "pop." (cringe)
Southern word choices are so much better! "Buggy" instead of "shopping cart"! "Bluejeans" instead of "jeans"! "Billfold" instead of "wallet"! "Tennis shoes" instead of "sneakers" or "running shoes"!
Posted by: Clancy | November 14, 2005 9:00 AM