stalking the wild red pants
On Tuesday, we drive to Tulsa to see Tom Waits on Wednesday, and then on across to visit the fambly. And then we come back here and don’t go out of our apartment for a couple of months because we really, really miss home and we feel a little off-kilter.
I’ve never seen Waits live, despite my years of fandom. I always meant to get around to listening to him, and then right after I starting seeing Mister Husband he played ... what? Heartattack and Vine, maybe — yes, definitely —for me one Sunday and that was it. I spent the rest of that cold January afternoon sitting in the light from the patio windows and playing every Tom Waits CD I had time for (he has them all, every one, plus boots) and then running off with a handful of the rest, and it’s pretty much been like that ever since. His music is a constant in our house. (I also teach vocal ethos with it, which both annoys and enthralls my students.)
Johndan linked to recent Q&A from the Anti blog and the borrowed beats Waits edition. Of course I love it all, but there are two things I wanted to pull out and post here:
Q: What’s heaven for you?
A: Me and my wife on Rte. 66 with a pot of coffee, a cheap guitar, pawnshop tape recorder in a Motel 6, and a car that runs good parked right by the door.
This makes me feel less like a freak, obviously, because if you substitute ‘cheap-or-not-so-cheap cameras’ and ‘a decent, free Internet connection;8217; for the cheap guitar and the pawnshop tape recorder, that’s pretty much my favorite thing in the world.
And then there’s this one, which I’m filing next to my question for all of you about your sounds:
Q: What are some sounds you like?A:
1. An asymmetrical airline carousel created a high pitched haunted voice brought on by the friction of rubbing and it sounded like a big wet finger circling the rim of a gigantic wine glass.2. Street corner evangelists
3. Pile drivers in Manhattan
4. My wife’s singing voice
5. Horses coming/trains coming
6. Children when school’s out
7. Hungry crows
8. Orchestra tuning up
9. Saloon pianos in old westerns
10. Rollercoaster
11. Headlights hit by a shotgun
12. Ice melting
13. Printing presses
14. Ball game on a transistor radio
15. Piano lessons coming from an apartment window
16. Old cash registers/Ca Ching
17. Muscle cars
18. Tap dancers
19. Soccer crowds in Argentina
20. Beatboxing
21. Fog horns
22. A busy restaurant kitchen
23. Newsrooms in old movies
24. Elephants stampeding
25. Bacon frying
26. Marching bands
27. Clarinet lessons
28. Victrola
29. A fight bell
30. Chinese arguments
31. Pinball machines
32. Children’s orchestras
33. Trolley bell
34. Firecrackers
35. A Zippo lighter
36. Calliopes
37. Bass steel drums
38. Tractors
39. Stroh Violin
40. Muted trumpet
41. Tobacco Auctioneers
42. Musical Saw
43. Theremin
44. Pigeons
45. Seagulls
46. Owls
47. Mockingbirds
48. Doves
The world’s making music all the time.

Comments
I am jealous beyond words. PLEASE report back extensively on the show.
What the heck is a tobacco auctioneer?
Posted by: Sal | June 24, 2008 11:38 AM