Some rather surprising John Wayne propaganda that I think Fresca might be particularly interested in. Wayne shirtless, with airbrushed nipples. Wayne shirtless, wrestling with another man on a rope ladder. Wayne with what looks like quite a lot of blush on his manly cheekbones. Wayne physically disciplining women while maintaining a charming countenance. Sort of like Kirk, only totally not.

You’ll see what I mean when you watch Fresca’s inaugural video masterpiece. One day, she’s gonna write this book and I’m going to enjoy every second of reading it.