Oompa Loompa

Her: I need a Deep Roy! I need an Oompa Loompa to do research!
Him: Hell, we need a whole herd of research Oompa Loompas.
Her: Wouldn’t it be fabulous? We’d get so much done.
(pause)
Her: Wait a minute. Graduate students are Oompa Loompas.
Him: We’re Oompa Loompas.

by Krista Posted on August 8, 2005
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5 Responses to Oompa Loompa

  2. Clancy says:
    August 9, 2005 at 9:05 am

    Ha! This post reminds me of your wish for a toga boy to do your housework. I’m picturing your apartment, containing you, Mister Husband, a toga boy, and a herd of Oompa Loompas.

  3. scott says:
    August 9, 2005 at 9:50 am

    Are you sure Oompa Loompas travel in herds? Maybe it’s a flock. Or a murder.
    You, him, a toga boy, and a murder of oompas….
    Hrm.

  4. Krista says:
    August 9, 2005 at 10:41 am

    You people amuse me to no end. Apparently I’m all about the colonization, eh?

  5. savanna says:
    March 18, 2007 at 11:37 am

    are you sure thats true? you know,they could travel in heards or they couldn’t travel at all.

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