sea monsters Archives

11.25.07

a show just for me!

The History Channel has a cryptozoology series, Monster Quest, and as you might imagine, I spent the evening watching the Champ and Giant Squid episodes with rapt attention*. I eagerly await the giant fish and swamp beast episodes. Oh, happy day, made even happier by this clip from It Came From Beneath the Sea.

Legend has it that the director only budgeted enough money to animate six of the monster’s arms, prompting Ray Harryhausen to dub it a ‘sextopus’.

*Curious thing: both the squid and BirdZilla episodes have featured researchers from UMN.

Update: The first two episodes I watched were rather well done, but the BirdZilla episode was just silly. I want a copy of it so I can use it to teach my students how not to structure an argument. It was more or less like this: There's no way there are gigantic birds that carry off small children and feast on human flesh. Nobody has any reasonable photos or non-crazy witnesses or bones or really anything. Nope nope nope. But if there were, here is what it might look like! And here is how it might have gotten blown all the way from south Africa to Iowa by the mighty late-70s winds! Maybe that could happen in an El Nino year! But seriously, there is no such thing. Here’s another scientist to tell you that this isn’t really even possible. Carrying off monkeys, maybe, but certainly not humans. No way.

Besides, the idea of gigantic people-eating birds is preposterous. Sea monsters, now, those are sensible.

11.21.07

ancient underwater scorpions!

I was going to blog the big sea monster story of the day after my mom sent it over, but Mister Husband already did it better, and with Ray Harryhausen movie trailers, and I’m not even going to try to top that. Although I will add that the fact that the research results were published in the Royal Society’s Biology Letters is certainly a mark of their continuing relevance after 347 years of operation.

Right now, I am thankful for the weirdness of the world. It’s really a marvelous place.

11.19.07

which reminds me why I love working with scientists

Recent reports of giant 30 metre long, poisonous jellyfish lurking off the coast of Cornwall may have been erroneous.

Several newspapers reported at the weekend that the String jellyfish, also known as the Pearl-chain jellyfish (Apolemia uvaria) had been spotted off the coast of Plymouth and Land’s End by tour operator Rory Goodall and photographer Neil Hope.

Previously this species has only been known in the deep waters off the coasts of Norway and the Mediterranean.

This pinkish jellyfish forms long strings of up to 30 metres long and is toxic enough to kill large fish. In 1997 a mass occurrence of string jellyfish caused lesions and death in a large number of cultivated salmon. [...]

Dr Hiscock has photographed and collected specimens from it and has been unable to positively identify it as Apolemia uvaria.

He stated that there was cause for concern for a positive identification as A. uvaria as crucial parts needed for accurate identification are missing and added:

“As for stinging, several of us put our fingers into the pot and no-one felt a sting - I suppose we should have draped it across our lips but ....”

04.02.07

desktop critters

I found the desktop meme through What the Hell is Wrong With You?. I’ve become much less enthusiastic about memes in the past few years, but this one doesn’t bug me — maybe because it’s vaguely similar to the images inspired by Johndan’s workspace project.

Until I took shots of these, I never really noticed that I have an affinity for using Internet art as backgrounds, particularly if it involves animals.

White MacBook destop
This is the White Macbook desktop, known in the household network hierarchy as Pale Critter. The face is a pen-and-ink critter by Steven Burke, who makes hilarious fine line beings and has a bunch more good stuff that’s linked up on his sidebar.
Phone "desktop"
This is the phone, with its celebratory sea monster. It’s by R. Stevens of Diesel Sweeties fame. Wherever my squid goes, I go too.

01.24.07

beware of the shrieking eels

This footage of a dying frilled shark (Chlamydoselachus anguineus) was uploaded today all over the Internets. It’s a deep sea critter, so sightings are rare. It’s also called an eel shark, and thusly reminds me of a shrieking eel from The Princess Bride, and those immortal lines of Vizzini:

Do you know what that sound is, highness? Those are the shrieking eels! If you don't believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh! If you swim back now I promise no harm will come to you...I doubt you'll get such an offer from the eels.
Of course, the shrieking eels were much more purposeful than this poor thing. Apparently, they never last very long in captivity.

12.10.06

Every Ray Harryhausen Creature Since Always In Chronological Order!


(via The Nonist)

12.06.06

cryptocreatures

MacQueen's Nessie Original Red Ale

Mythic Creatures: Dragons, Unicorns, and Mermaids will be on display at the American Museum of Natural History from May 2007 to January 2008. (via onepotmeal)

Steve is quite the clearinghouse of sea monsters lately, because he also linked to Lake Monsters and Other Mystery Animals of Ireland, which includes the Celtic Lake Monster Bestiary.

Speaking of which, BibliOdyssey posted some remarkable bestiary images, one of which looks like a humongous tuna menacing a boat.

The Medieval Bestiary site is one of the best, most functionary bestiary sites I’ve run across. It contains directories of beasts and manuscripts, as well as scholarly articles. If I were to teach bestiaries in a history of the book course I’d definitely include it in the materials, along with the excellent Aberdeen Bestiary site.

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I’ve been reading Cryptomundo of late. It’s a very excitable blog with a cantankerous constituency, and recently it’s been tracking sightings of the Wisconsin Bigfoot. I find it’s best read via feed, which filters out all the ads for immortality elixers and ultra pet food and lets one enjoy the idea that there are things yet understood out in the world.

10.27.06

book things

One of several by Anagram Bookshop

What people said about books in 1498.

Ancient Greek curse tablets

What we talk about when we talk about books

̶Back around aught-six, some folks had this crazy idea called ‘net neutrality...’ A short cartoon I’ll use in next semester’s Internet Tools & Issues class.

Adobe tries again with e-books: the Digital Editions reader

SlideShare, “a YouTube for PowerPoint.” (via jill/txt)

Not a book:
The Micropolitan Museum: The Institute for the Promotion of the Less than One Millimeter

10.06.06

sea monsters found in jurassic graveyard

OSLO, Norway (Reuters) -- Scientists have found a fossil of a "Monster" fish-like reptile in a 150 million-year-old Jurassic graveyard on an Arctic island off Norway.

The Norwegian researchers discovered remains of a total of 28 plesiosaurs and ichthyosaurs -- top marine predators when dinosaurs dominated on land -- at a site on the island of Spitsbergen, about 800 miles from the North Pole.

“One of them was this gigantic monster, with vertebrae the size of dinner plates and teeth the size of cucumbers,” Joern Hurum, an assistant professor at the University of Oslo, told Reuters on Thursday.

11.13.05

hunting season?

The Lake Storsjon monster is off the endangered species list.